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Posted 1 hour ago with 2,722 notes

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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Posted 3 days ago with 96,463 notes
funnyandhilarious:

Apartment Complex Justice »

funnyandhilarious:

Apartment Complex Justice »

Posted 3 days ago with 248 notes
claxiotumbles:

So apparently the PS Vita DMMD remake is gonna be SFW

claxiotumbles:

So apparently the PS Vita DMMD remake is gonna be SFW

Posted 3 days ago with 5,475 notes
Anonymous sent: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

yukim116:

bennefrost

Posted 3 days ago with 754 notes


Track: Muffled Madoka Magica Playing in the Distance
Plays: 25,467

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Posted 3 days ago with 4,323 notes

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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Posted 3 days ago with 183 notes

pixelsparky:

i finally caught up with yowapeda a few days ago so i drew some onodas

ihateyourfriends:

ami chan neko chan’s daily life

Posted 3 days ago with 101 notes

saccharinescorpion:

did you know that Yowamushi Pedal becomes more entertaining when you pretend that every major character is from another anime? well now you do

Posted 3 days ago with 12,420 notes