i found a picture of my new glasses!!
now whenever i draw a pic of myself imma just do a massive purple blob around my eyes that sparkles

i found a picture of my new glasses!!

now whenever i draw a pic of myself imma just do a massive purple blob around my eyes that sparkles

Posted 4 minutes ago
why does this happen tumblr dot com user sketcheddy
this post was just for us
a personal space between the distance of our heated hearts
it was for your eggs, and your eggs only
egs eggs eggse gggs

why does this happen tumblr dot com user sketcheddy

this post was just for us

a personal space between the distance of our heated hearts

it was for your eggs, and your eggs only

egs eggs eggse gggs

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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thatkindoffangirl:

MY FUTURE HALLOWEEN COSTUME

thatkindoffangirl:

MY FUTURE HALLOWEEN COSTUME

(Source: garnering-grins)

Posted 4 hours ago with 133 notes

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

sketcheddy:

eramquodes:

It’s a running gag at the restaurant i go to for breakfast that I’m super picky about how my eggs are cooked. I only eat scrambled eggs, and they have to be soft without a bad texture. This restaurant has termed this very specific egg as ‘fluffy’ so now whenever I come in, they stare at me and say, “same thing today, Fluffy?” Because as you can imagine, someone with such a specific egg preference also never changes the food they order either.

Well when they don’t get the order right, I end up taking a bite and then snubbing them, turning the eggs on my plate very pointedly toward my father, who will whine before taking my eggs and putting them on toast to make a sandwich. Usually the staff will see my dad eating it and say, “not today, Fluffy?”

Well today was a snubbing day, and I could tell before the first bite it wouldn’t be good. The waitress asked sarcastically if the eggs were fluffy enough, and I actually said no, instead of being too shy and staying quiet. I was half finished with my breakfast when she comes out again with a plate of fluffy eggs. I was surprised, said thank you, and ate. They were exactly how I like them.

When she came back, I turned to her and said, “Tell the cook the eggs were eggscellent today.”

But she never even noticed my pun so my entire day is ruined. That’s all this post was about. My pun. My beautiful, unappreciated pun.

i cant believe this post literally has NOTHING to do with me and yet you dare to tag me in it because of your fluffy breakfast egg puns

why WOULDN’T i tag you in a post about egg puns this is literally all i spend my time doing i am just constantly on the look out for a way to let you know that i am still making progress on the egg pun front

this war has not been forgotten

you will never win

(Source: giffingkh)

Posted 5 hours ago with 7,250 notes

*achieves whiplash from blogging in car and coming to sudden stop*

shit I gotta tell my blog about this

I don’t think that’s a scheming face… I think he’s actually smiling, maybe

(Source: lordzuuko)

I got my eyes checked just now. I’ve been near-sighted for a while, but have only gotten 2 pairs of glasses up until now. I use my old glasses because the newer pair strained my eyes a lot, so I’ve been relying on 6 year old glasses. It wasn’t so bad, but today it was determined that my vision has gotten a little worse.

We decided to go with a prescription in between my old and newer glasses so hopefully I’ll wear them.

I got to pick new glasses, too! I decided I didn’t want wire frames, so I went with solid frames! I wanted a bright color like red or a nice lighter blue, but the only frames me and my mom really liked came in this plum color, dark blue, black, and brown. I wasn’t really liking anything else, so now I have Nine West ‘shimmer plum’ frames ordered for me. I hope they look okay. ;n; I can’t wait until they come in.

Posted 7 hours ago

It’s a running gag at the restaurant i go to for breakfast that I’m super picky about how my eggs are cooked. I only eat scrambled eggs, and they have to be soft without a bad texture. This restaurant has termed this very specific egg as ‘fluffy’ so now whenever I come in, they stare at me and say, “same thing today, Fluffy?” Because as you can imagine, someone with such a specific egg preference also never changes the food they order either.

Well when they don’t get the order right, I end up taking a bite and then snubbing them, turning the eggs on my plate very pointedly toward my father, who will whine before taking my eggs and putting them on toast to make a sandwich. Usually the staff will see my dad eating it and say, “not today, Fluffy?”

Well today was a snubbing day, and I could tell before the first bite it wouldn’t be good. The waitress asked sarcastically if the eggs were fluffy enough, and I actually said no, instead of being too shy and staying quiet. I was half finished with my breakfast when she comes out again with a plate of fluffy eggs. I was surprised, said thank you, and ate. They were exactly how I like them.

When she came back, I turned to her and said, “Tell the cook the eggs were eggscellent today.”

But she never even noticed my pun so my entire day is ruined. That’s all this post was about. My pun. My beautiful, unappreciated pun.

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

inkerton-kun:

imagine this hurtling towards you at 100 mph

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